Saturday, April 25, 2015

Batman V Superman - Ashley's Wild Obsession with BATMAN!


I just watched the Batman V Superman trailer and Oh My God!! Now I am excited!!!

Some of you may remember from summer 2013 my Early Review Of Superman blog post that got my poor little ole blog bashed on some of the 'Nerd' sites that my husband and dear friends like to visit.

If you don't remember I'll do a little re-cap ... I gave it a 3.5 star review because I was just not impressed at all and I felt like some of the plot copied Independence Day with Will Smith and Bill Pullman. (Side note - so glad ID4 is coming out with a sequel! Even if the love of my life Will Smith isn't going to be in it *insert very dramatic tears* )

Anyway ... I've digressed and then did like a 30 min search on Will Smith .. but back to reality!

BATMAN v SUPERMAN!

Oh My Holy Hotness Batman!!!!

While I have always enjoyed Ben Affleck. I mean come on ... he's pretty yummy to look at. Especially when he has that sexy man beard going on ... I never pictured him as Batman.

And now that I've seen him .... Oh yeah .... Hugh Jackman as Wolverine watch out!!! You MAY just have been bumped as my sexiest super hero yet!

We will have to wait and see how he looks in the suit on the big screen.

Now what I did gather from the two minute trailer is some yummy drama that I can't wait to see unfold.

Honestly, I hope Batman kicks Superman's ass!

And kicks it way back to Krypton!

I loved Superman as a kid but and by loved I mean I really enjoyed the movies. But Batman (And the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Wolverine) have always been the ones my heart holds dear.

And now its time for Batman to get his dirty sexy fighting skills on.

I am so mad I have to wait until 2016 to see this movie! I NEEEEEED me some Batman!

I LOVED Christian Bale as Batman, his voice, oh it wooed me. So I expect Ben Affleck's to woo me as well. He better melt my insides and get me all worked up because that black suit NEEDS to get that action on!

As I have said before I haven't read the comics but the hubby tells me that Batman DOES win in them. THANK GOD!

I can't handle Batman losing on the big screen. Not sure what I would do if that happened. Cry maybe?

Oh My God - I just had a thought! What if BEN AFFLECK! Comes to ComicPalooza one year because NOW he is BACK in the super hero ring!!!! (If you remember he did play the blind super hero DareDevil once upon a time...) Oh man that would be so exciting being able to go MEET BATMAN!

Alright so to wrap up this craziness ... long story short ... I NEED this movie to come out ASAP! I can't wait to see it. And Batman BETTER beat the tar out of that flying alien!

This was a major dose of Ashley Randomness tonight. You can blame it on the lack of sleep I've had all week. Since last Sunday I've only had 15 hours of sleep ... they say at some point you become delusional ... let's just blame it on that okay?

Have a great night peeps and remember #BATMANBEATSSUPERMAN!

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Is Jen cheating on the Cap?

Ashley and I play our roles at Twisted Admiration... she is the classy conservative one and well I am the loud mouthed friend that objectifies men.

Just kidding, well sorta  I mean she is not THAT conservative... 

It is no secret that I have a bit of obsession crush on Chris Evans, the man oozes sex appeal and every time he is on screen I sigh....  uncontrollably.  That man is a gift from the gods, seriously....

Funny fact, I just learned that mother was born approx 36 minutes (Texans judge distance in minutes not miles) from Sudbury, the home town of this beautiful man,

It is a sign we are meant to be, too bad I would likely get hit with a restraining order.

this article is not about Chris, I may have started another nerdy crush... (oh the drama) on...

drum roll please....

Jeremy Renner




Photo Credit: Details Magazine

Whaaaaaaaaaaaa?????

I have come to accept the fact that Jeremy Renner is one of those guys that sneaks up on you and before you know it, you are obsessing I mean crushing... actually maybe I mean obsessiving,

at first you are like

Eh.  Just another Hollywood Action star...

Then you are like yeah he is cute...

Then you are like wow he is very hot....

Then you are like BAM I would totally have that man's child...


I will leave it to you, to decide what stage of Jeremy Renner fandom I am in. 

So why the sudden talk about Jeremy Renner????

Guess who Ashley and I get to meet in May....

Ding Ding Ding.  Yep you guessed it Jeremy Renner.

and yes, you should totally be jealous, or come with us and hang with us... we don't bite... unless you are Chris Evans... then well come at your own risk.

Like I said Ashley is the classy one... whereas I am like "Yo Ash, did you see that emoticon where he pushed that girl against the wall that was pretty damn sexy."

Yeah ai know.   What can I say she has class.

Anyway....

Truth is I doubt I will be able to speak to the man anyway... mean while... here are some pictures to tickle your Renner fancy.

Photo Credit: WithMadden,com


Photo Credit: Unknown snagged this beauty of pinterest



Photo Credit: Empire,... but those arms yo....


PS... I would TOTALLY share that very sexy emoticon with you but that shit is blocked at work, apparently IT thinks it is "pornography" pshhhh

Just google Jeremy Rnner's fine ass... click on that tumbler and have at it.

You're Welcome. 

Also ladies isn't it nice to know this sexy man is back on the market??? Why yes, I think so. .



Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Jen met the Governor... Jealous?

This post was originally posted at TheCubicleEscapee.com

This past Sunday my mom treated me to Walker Stalker con... and let me just say it was a blast!!!

Comic cons have become such a fad that often when I go to con I am having to shuffle through crowds, getting yelled at by security for god knows what, waiting in two hour lines, honestly my desire to go to comic con is further proof I am a lunatic because who the world wants to wait in a line to meet a person??? I do.  Obviously.

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So imagine my immediate delight when I realized that the typical con experience would not occur at Walker Stalker con.  It was calm, organized and a total blast.  I was not getting yelled at by security for taking photos, I was able to walk around freely and I was able to enjoy con with my mom with no drama.

I will go back next year.

As the title of this convention would indicate it is a Walking Dead themed con.  I am very new to the Walking Dead bandwagon, but I have quickly become a fan! Don't spoil anything I am just now about to start season 4!!!

Still I was excited about meeting two people.  Emma Bell because I am HUGE Dallas fan #BringDallasBACK and the governor.  Mom and I walked araound and came up to Emma Bell, no one was at her table so I quickly went up and struck up a conversation.

She is AWESOME.  Seriously, not only is she beautiful she was amazing.  She complimented my eye shadow, which I admit threw me for a  minute, I have never been complimented by a celebrity, please give me a minute while I stoke my ego. . .

Ok I am done, but I am pretty sure I will be talking about the time Emma Bell said she liked my eye shadow for the foreseeable future...

I learned she is about to have few indie films out (count me in!) and that she is upset about Dallas too!!! Seriously way to leave us hanging TNT!!!!! She has am immediate fan because she was beyond nice and down to earth which I always love seeing in a celeb.

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Seriously!!! how cute is she?

Afterwards mom and I went and grabbed some pop corn, we sat in the Breaking Bad panel for a bit and we have decided it is time to start watching Breaking Bad (I know, bad nerd) but there is just way too much good TV and just not enough time to watch it all!

Mom and I had already gotten our tickets to meet the governor, (mom was seriously excited!!! I love when she gets excited about meeting a celeb, last time I saw her that excited was when we met Danny Glover) and got in line.  We waited maybe 20 minutes and it was finally our turn.

I just got a picture, I didn't have anything to get signed.  Mom bought an awesome drawing of "The governor" and got that signed.   I took my picture, he was awesome.  He was tall!! I had my 5 inch boots on (I was trying to look like some awesome zombie slayer... cause you know they totally wear boots!) and he was still taller than me.

It was my first big nerd moment of the year, and the perfect way for me to kick my con season off!

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Who are you hoping to meet in 2015?  Have you had your first nerd moment of the year?